John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

smackey head

People that annoy, anger or frustrate you at school during playtime. This new phrase is highly adaptable and can be used in any irritating situation.

Joe is a Smackey Head for taking away my toy truck.

It’s Monday and Sarah is being a Smackey Head again.

That’s my Transformer you Smackey Head!

Come back here you Smackey Head!

by KIDSRFUNNY June 26, 2021

Wham head

Someone who is clueless, bears stupidity that is incomparable, and is a genuine abomination to society.

"How can you say that? Kyle, you are a total wham head."
"I wish you weren't such a wham head"

by Hayd23 November 6, 2013

Hawk Head

Dudes in a gym who sweat profusely all over the equipment without wipping it down afterwards. Other signs are very small/tight clothing, annoying loud grunts, and intense stares at other people working out around them.

Most hawk heads look like "Foghorn Leghorn."

by ChaseUtley January 27, 2008

rogue head

when a horny female sucks off a man in an uncontrollable and wild manner

(just finished busting a nut)
man: wow, that was some rogue head baby

by handyandy696999999 November 23, 2010

Sudafed Head

A Crystal Meth addict. Sudafed contains ephedrine, a key ingredient in Methamphetamine. Someone who abuses Meth is, therefore, a Sudafed Head.

Did you see those Sudafed Heads tweeking at the party last night?

by Soup-e-salez March 4, 2008

Puzzle Head

Someone that looks normal at first glance and appears to be a fully functioning human being, but in fact suffers from a severe mental illness or retardation.
Insinuates that the inside of someones head is like an unsolved puzzle and does not function correctly.

-Shit! that guy is petting that ladies dog WAY TOO HARD! whats his deal?

-Puzzle head bro, doesn't even know its a dog"

by the throwdown August 17, 2010