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Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011
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Austin Vrabel

Sick tennis player, who annoys the shit out of me in math sometimes.

Horrible beatboxer
"Austin Vrabel stop poking me in the back"

"Austin Vrabel you suck at beatboxing"
by BlackMasta7 March 10, 2010
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Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.
"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."
by ACAT November 7, 2012
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Austin, MN

Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!
by twinnie1 January 20, 2010
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Austin and Ally

A show made by a bunch of stay at home moms. The show is about a shy girl and a nerdy virgin who helps her right songs that sound have never been created. The series also features a schizophrenic gay kid and a fat steriotype latino who cant hold down a job.
"Yo, did you see that episode of Austin and Ally last night?"

"No."
by Dr. Fuess October 22, 2012
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Stupid Austin

When a guy takes his foot and sticks it into his partners asshole and pounds on his chest like king kong
Richard- Hey Andi!
Andi- yah?
Richard- Can I give you a stupid Austin?
Andi- Whats that?
Richard- Its this..........

:Richard takes off his show slowly and then with the other. He slowly and gently takes off his socks, But he leaves his socks on his toes but just a little, Andi then takes the sock by her mouth and takes it off Richard's Foot. Then Richard slowly but anxious sticks his foot into Andi's happy hole and wiggles his toes.:
by Wichard and Andi July 9, 2007
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Austin Sutter

The best hockey player that has ever entered the BCHL
by Nikki Walker January 19, 2004
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