by Shrekswaifu69 July 24, 2019

Said to someone who has just done something annoying to you.
Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
I'm enjoying my lunch in the school cafeteria. Douchebag walks by and knocks my milk all over my food.
Me: "What gives?!?"
Me: "What gives?!?"
by Supercords July 18, 2012

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!
YOU: what even
YOU: what even
by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

1: A phrase used by Kim Dracula fans when they are perplexed, confused, or downright annoyed and or angry.
2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased
by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018

by Mondy101 November 23, 2017
