sir richard

most annoying person in the fucking world

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018

Richard Taylor

A teacher at the a shitty school he is a jizzed faced cock licking bastard

James- did you see richard taylor he's a jizzed faced cock licking bastard
Sol-yes i know his shiny prick like head gave me an epileptic seizure

by Chinkybriz January 6, 2020

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

richard + alice

The definiton of a perfect couple.

Person: Hey, is that richard + alice?
Person 2: Yeah! They are the perfect couple!

by Fruity Mctooty January 30, 2023

Richard Feynman

International sex symbol prominent in the 1960s. Also a bit of a magnet-loving asshole.

My new physics professor is a total Richard Feynman, but instead of magnetic links he clearly has a fetish for leopard geckos.

by verychillstraightupbitch December 9, 2021

long richard

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".

Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.

by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016