Malarchy Murphy

a utter shithead who deals drugs infront of security cameras
Fuck off, Malarchy Murphy
by Tasty boi March 16, 2018
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Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
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Dirty Murphy

They give off Dirty Murphy energy.
by Urmommy25 February 28, 2022
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aiden murphy

aiden murphy is a brick and i probably spelled his name wrong
by brick boi October 24, 2017
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kieran murphy

The ghost of me1 3el who migrated to the sandy streets of Saudi Arabia to become the ultimate form of ghost, he works in the al nassr slave coaches and is a complete transperent NOT obtuse being.
" I hate ghosts"
"hey its rude to say you hate people"
"Its kieran Murphy."
by saudiprooooleague December 26, 2023
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Tyler James Murphy

The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old
Tyler James Murphy is a great guy!
by I live with toy cars November 20, 2021
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