Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Murphy's Draw

A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.

Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.

by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Samantha Murphy

If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.

“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”

“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”

by miso_olive_soup November 24, 2021

tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Aidan Murphy

Aidan Murphy is the kindest, sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he’s popular amongst his friends and he probably is best friends with a girl. He’s amazing at art and is wickedly talented when it comes to drawing, he’s funny as fuck and cool for the most part, but underneath that layer of happiness is a shy, quiet, introvert that hates talking to new people and is bad at comforting them. However, we all love Aidan, he’s a charmer

Aidan Murphy listens to the birds singing and pulls his hood down further over his ears

by Rick dearie October 22, 2018