Kevin

A gay man who keeps saying he isn't gay

Guy: Dude you're gay

Kevin: Am not!

by ChickenButt2 April 14, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.

Damn your singing is just like Kevin, average!
Yo do you know Kevin? Yeah me neither, he's a loser.

by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019

Kevin

Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.

OMG! Did you see Kevin and Lilly together?

by ILOVESWINGING November 9, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a heart breaker. He broke my heart. I loved him more than anything in the world. He is fake and changes depending on who he is around. He is so hard to resist. He’s funnier than anyone you’ll meet. He can be the sweetest person or the biggest asshole. he’s got eyes that will brighten up your whole life, and has a presence that you crave when he’s gone. He is a GIANT hoe and not loyal at all, but you love him so much, you’ll stay with him. Biggest fuckboy on earth, and he also tries too damn hard. Overall, he’s great but he’s intolerable as fuck.

fuck kevin

by breebabbyy16 September 7, 2019

Kevin

A creepy dude you don't admit to being friends with. Always willing to take the drunk chick home from the party. Drinks and eats your food . Drives an ugly truck. Loves dildos.

Don't invite that guy he is a Kevin...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...

by Treefrog210 April 18, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a real stupid bitch. Don't ever meet one. I know you can't control it. But don't do it.

"No one likes Kevin"

by 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 September 4, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a dark guy. He loves to hide in a dark corner and stare at people. If you approach a Kevin, you will get the cold shoulder, unless he knows you well. If a Kevin knows you he will be incredibly loyal and always stand with you, unless you betray his trust. Usually Kevin is athletic and smart. Kevin is never popular.

Run man, it's Kevin.

by Namelessfreak June 25, 2018