crappity doodles

Elena's funna-fied version of saying " OH CRAPP!"

Elena: Oh crappity doodles!

Kailin: What?
Ashley: Who says " Crappity Doodles?
Ami: Oh!
Elena: I mean crappity doodles! I tried to trip Ashley but she moved!
Ashley:Your SO kind Elena.

by elenalikespancakes July 31, 2009

Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.

Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard

by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Sturdle My Doodle

When someone draws a crude drawing of you and masturbate to it while eating mac and cheese in a clown costume. It can also be used when someone jacks off to a picture of sponge bob while watching The Jake Paul fucks Logan Paul Hentai Movie by Walt Disney.

Hey I Sturdle my doodle every fucking day after chubuccling my fcfooplin and quacksllin up crackalin and googaflin in the doopapooshugooplin with jaflipomninaflinopooshitfuckcuntalinasslinaaaalomlin.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 6, 2018

Doodle Dabber

Doodle dabber is awesome amazing term for going to take a shit

Shoot I just an really large meal I know I'm gonna have to take a doodle dabber

by Kingo sizeo June 1, 2018

Stroodle Doodle

The act of sticking your dick in a pouch of toaster stroodle icing and having a female lick it off. If you cum before she is finished you have to fuck her butt until you do.

Hey, baby. Ever heard of a stroodle doodle?

by Valyx December 4, 2020