dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

dance in the dark

to having sex in the dark mostly occurs because of one person's body issues

today we will dance in the dark because i didn't shave my stomach

by soodie noodie March 7, 2017

dancing mojo

a spinoff on the regular mojo, dancing mojo is the natural confidence that one re-possesses after a long time of not going out, shaking their booty and doing it well.

"Kid, we're going out, bring your dancing mojo or die."

by Miss Vee September 14, 2007

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

deer dance

best song ever made by system of a down

pushin little children with their fully automatics!

lyics from deer dance

by pussy lips feel good when wrapped around my cock September 1, 2006

Elephant dance

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.

My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.

by Jeferey January 14, 2010

furby's dance

A furby's dance is one that you have to balance a furby on your head while you're dancing.

"Want to go to a furby's dance?"
"NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"

by FurbyFreeLand June 16, 2004