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fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.
I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
mugGet the fit hits the shanmug.

Fit as fuck slut

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020
mugGet the Fit as fuck slutmug.

Bipolar Bitch Fit

When One freaks the hell out, and then remains calm, then freaks out again.
Chris pulled a Bipolar Bitch Fit when Zach left the toilet seat up, and fell in.
by Brandon Richardson January 15, 2015
mugGet the Bipolar Bitch Fitmug.

Flying shit fit

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue
Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of
by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018
mugGet the Flying shit fitmug.

If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.
Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."
by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021
mugGet the If God see fitmug.

Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016
mugGet the Mr. Fitness Instructormug.

Fit-Ting-Aling

To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.
That person it looking fit-ting-aling
by Fit_Ting_Aling December 11, 2011
mugGet the Fit-Ting-Alingmug.

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