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flirty smack

Coy shit talking from someone who is trying to be discreet but who is really inappropriate and quite simply a tease.
His flirty smack was exhausting and complete bunkum.
by Lindsay H. October 9, 2005
mugGet the flirty smackmug.

Trump Smacked

1. What happen to Hillary Clinton

2. Talking trash to liberals still upset about the 2016 presidential election outcome.
1. Oh you thought Hillary was unstoppable. Sorry that your hope and dreams got Trump Smacked.

2. I'm bored...would you like to go Trump Smack some of those protesters?
by MWstein November 14, 2016
mugGet the Trump Smackedmug.

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.
I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"
by laura forrest October 24, 2005
mugGet the apple-smackedmug.

elephant smack

it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
mugGet the elephant smackmug.

smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
mugGet the smack monkeymug.

Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
mugGet the Driving Smackmug.

Smack Peddler

by Beastin it December 3, 2010
mugGet the Smack Peddlermug.

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