dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.

Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.

by Van Dammit February 25, 2015

Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 01, 2018

Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021

Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021

tea slut

will do anything for tea

“she’s so thirsty for drama”
“what a tea slut”

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Loki Tea

A cup of tea that's wearing horns. This is one of many Loki variants from the fracturing of the Sacred Timeline. Not to be confused with 'lowkey tea'

Alligator Loki and Loki Thor were hanging out with Loki Tea at the End of Time.

by liubuquitous January 13, 2022

tea twister

It’s like a Texas twister, but from an Asian woman.

“Yo Mei gave me a Texas twister last night dude.” - Guy 1
“If Mei did it then it’s a tea twister man.” - Guy 2

by Theleg3nd27 April 29, 2022