farmers tan

a mix of honey mustard and ranch dressing.

eddy has been gay so we gonna spred this farmers tan sauce on his chair.

by gibby12 April 24, 2008

tan suit scandal

A scandal so trivial, it can only be compared to the backlash from Barack Obama’s tan suit.

“Hey did you hear about Biden’s Rolex? Who does he think he is, Trump?”
“Nah man, I ignore those tan suit scandals.”

by QaNoNiSnOtAcoNsPIrACy January 23, 2021

tan your hide

To be disciplined with a switch or any other spanking device. This term denotes a high level of violence in the discipline.

Damn! My pops tanned my hide with his two inch wide disco belt!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

Silly Bandz tan

The horrid-looking tan you get when you wear Silly Bandz. A usually instant description that means to most high schoolers "Wow, you're completely retarded. I really hope those pieces of rubber replace all of the lost friends you could have had if you wouldn't have started wearing them."

Did you see that girl with the Silly Bandz tan?

Yeah dude, she's going out with her brother right now...

by Letter7 August 22, 2010

Donald Trump Tan

This is the color of Donald Trump’s skin. It’s a very orange fake spray tan look. It’s been ancient since the Trump’s took over America. So now when you go to your local spray tanning salon ask for the “Donald Trump Tan”.

That tan is so bad it looks like the Donald Trump Tan!

by OliverSHOOK November 25, 2017

Tan Wei Yang

A faggot who is both short and fat, he likes tik tok girls.He currently crying over 冈水 (Wind Water in chinese) which was poured around his desk in school. He incredibly bossy and annoying at the same time

Did you see Tan Wei Yang?He is legit annoying the shit out of me

by Magadeline chia May 4, 2019

tan yer arse

when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.

You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!

by Whatta.Prick June 18, 2020