(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.
Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.
by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022
Get the Traffic Twittermug. by Braxtoniscockatcod February 18, 2022
Get the Quit twittermug. Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.
I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.
by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023
Get the Crypto Twittermug. Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.
Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.
by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017
Get the Twitter diplomacymug. 
Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.
Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!
by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023
Get the Twitter Monkeymug. The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
Get the Twitter Virusmug.