Try-hard Alpha wannabe

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.

"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"

by Melloj1 October 6, 2022

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Tryed

A common misspelling of tried

Somebody tryed to spell tried

by TurboSmoothBrain November 13, 2021

Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid

To cover for the fact that they tried to 'beat him at his own game' (Which THEY LOST the second the AI came online) and then got a bunch of kids murdered. The cover up itself being a perpendicular game they devised where they attempt to prevent said creator of AI from getting the credit or paid for doing so by using overt fascist media collusion and the thing that was already happening all so they can lie to their children about the types of people that succeed in society (which is discrimination by class and a violation of the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment).

Hym "Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid, get a bunch of kids murdered... AGAIN. I'm actually JEALOUS! The YouTube freaks are better at child-murder than I AM!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

I try

I don't...

A trier "I try"

Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"

A trier "I do that."

Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."

Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"

Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

try-easy

the robloxians you actually want to hang out with, the ones who are friendly, kind, and CHILL.

i am a try-easy
cool
try-hard joins*
try-easy leaves*

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 11, 2022