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Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019
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Triangled

This term signifies the act of decisive neutralizing and eliminating an enemy soldier who was initially perceived as the battlefield's dominant force.
The term was first used on October 7, 2023 against the Israeli army by Qassam defenders.
He thought he was unstoppable, but guess what? He just got Triangled!
by lorens osma December 25, 2023
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Bermuda Triangle

It’s where one inserts their tongue in someone else’s belly button and then proceeds to lick a trail to one nipple, then the other nipple and back down to the belly button
I got a Bermuda Triangle during Spring Break in St. Pete’s. Matt drooled all over my chest
by Bauknight March 6, 2019
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First Triangle

The President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and the Speaker of the House forming a very odd triangle during the State of the Union Address!
This year, 2019, you and I may not be able to see the First Triangle in action given the fact that this year's State of the Union Address may be cancelled!
by Paperboy Chris January 18, 2019
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Remy's Triangle hair

When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places
Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"
by remysbiggesttriangle January 27, 2022
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Devil's Triangle

A sex act involving three man where one man lies on a floor while performing analingus on another man while yet another man rides his penis. The man whose ass is being eaten receives fellatio from the man riding the cock, thus forming a triangle.
I'm doing a Devil's Triangle with Trevor and Fabien Tuesday. I can't wait!
by Ian Shrimpson February 1, 2024
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Bermuda Triangle

When a circle jerk is performed with only 3 dudes and two hands are lost with no cock to stroke they become lost.
Me Joe and Paul started stroking each other than me and Paul looked at each other with each a free hand and we felt as if we were lost…like people become missing crossing the Bermuda Triangle.
by G-Banga 215 June 10, 2021
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