too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.

Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

too many things

A person who acts stuck up, thinks their hot shit. Conceited, grand.

Look at her. She acts like she's too many things.

by Jim Gerard February 11, 2014

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014

rooster too rooster

The act of stating you have the intention of taking a friend or acquaintance's girlfriend.

Mike saw Joe wasn't treating his woman right, so he had a talk. Rooster too rooster.

by dduffe76 August 10, 2014

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

bit too strawberry

Girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, Skyping lesbians, and Iranian cock up to and including Ahmedinejad. Generally an all-round thundercunt.

"I don't like Miranda... shes a bit too strawberry"

Ted:"10/10 would bang that chick."
Frank:"Nah mate, only a 7, she's a bit too strawberry."

by masterfingers December 6, 2015

too bi to function

when a bisexual person is too wrapped up in their sexuality tho focus on anything else.

"you know i heard niomi's too bi to function."

by dontjudgemeimbi#love April 5, 2016