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GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.
Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
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Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.
Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016
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Ground Brownies

The dark areas on roadways found in dips or bumps in the road consisting mainly of drippings from oil or other fluids found in automobiles. These deposits are due to the jarring of the vehicle up and down shaking loose any grease, oil, or any nasty fluids discharged from a motor.
Take a left turn after you pass the big pan of Ground Brownies.
by RynoGyno March 3, 2010
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ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 14, 2017
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ground grabbers

Navy/marine corps term for running shoes/footwear
The sergeant major is getting us new ground grabbers
by jarhead September 2, 2015
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Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.
Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.
by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023
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