The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:
a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013
Get the Smokin' Tiresmug. by Caiusmark November 5, 2021
Get the iphone tiredmug. A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.
"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"
by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024
Get the Flat Tiremug. When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
Get the Flat Tiremug. Tire is one of the most intelligent but also one of the most beautiful people that you will ever ever meet.She is also very funny and can make everyone around her laugh. Her laugh alone is funnier than any joke. She is caring and will stay silent if you make her mad. She has a fear of bathroom rugs but that doesn’t stop her. Her presence lights up a room. If she doesn’t go to a place, the whole gathering is not as good because she makes it better for everyone. Her astonishing beauty will leave you speechless and her amazing personality makes her the perfect person. She is one of those people who deserve a worthy enough soulmate and the whole wide world. If you have a Tire as your bestfriend, consider yourself lucky as she is one of those people who will never leave your side, unless you are throwing up because she will then run for miles. Make sure to not take your Tire for granted as she is one of the best friends that you could ever have in your whole life.
Guy 1: ‘Wow, look at that girl whose walking past’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’
by hsisjdidjdkdjdjq February 3, 2022
Get the Tiremug. A Nickname for someone named Tyler. There are also other nicknames too! Here is the list:
|Tire
|Tireton
|Tidepod
|Tidalwave
|Typewriter
|Tomato
|Turnip
|Ceiling Fan
| Ritz Cracker Box (don't ask.)
| Trashbag
| Dumpster
| Trampoline
|Tire
|Tireton
|Tidepod
|Tidalwave
|Typewriter
|Tomato
|Turnip
|Ceiling Fan
| Ritz Cracker Box (don't ask.)
| Trashbag
| Dumpster
| Trampoline
Person 1: "Hey Tire."
Tyler: "Yello!"
GROUP: "Hi Trampoline!! Or Typeriter! Or..gosh there are a LOT of nicknames for you. Holy Guava!"
Tyler *confused as hecc*
Person 1: *sips water aggressively while keeping eye contact with Tireton*
Person 2 Out of nowhere: *holds ritz cracker 20 pack box*
Tyler: "Yello!"
GROUP: "Hi Trampoline!! Or Typeriter! Or..gosh there are a LOT of nicknames for you. Holy Guava!"
Tyler *confused as hecc*
Person 1: *sips water aggressively while keeping eye contact with Tireton*
Person 2 Out of nowhere: *holds ritz cracker 20 pack box*
by basil_underwood December 20, 2023
Get the tiremug. Ohio State highway patrolman
by READYRED April 19, 2021
Get the flying tire salesmanmug.