A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
Get the metaphysical therapist mug.The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
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Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.
Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025
Get the chocolate therapist mug.The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
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Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
Get the tickle Pickle Timpson therapist mug."I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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