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Skin Widget

Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.

All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
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uter skins

Man, I think ima get some tonight, u got some uter skins I can have?
by MFCD October 14, 2016
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Skin IQ

Skin IQ is a measure of the skin intelligence quotient which measures one’s knowledge and understanding of their skin’s attributes and needs. This concept was created by University of Miami dermatologist Leslie Baumann, MD in 2003 after devoting years of research and clinical work looking at the effects of skin care products and procedures on the skin’s health and appearance.

The Baumann Skin Typing System, which divides individual into 16 unique skin phenotypes, has become a standard for determining skin types worldwide. Skin IQ is a measurement of how well a person understands their particular Baumann Skin Type and the effects that certain ingredients, treatments and procedures will have on it.

The first step in calculating Skin IQ is identifying the Baumann Skin Type based on a scientifically validated questionnaire found in The Skin Type Solution (Bantam 2005, 2010) or at www.SkinTypeSolutions.com. Once the Baumann Skin Type has been determined, the Skin IQ is calculated by answering a series of questions. These questions are updated periodically as new scientific discoveries are made. The Skin IQ naturally lowers with time. In order to keep the Skin IQ at the highest level, the individual must continue educating themself on new scientific discoveries that pertain to their Baumann Skin Type.
I raised by Skin IQ by discovering that I really have dry skin, and staying away from foaming cleansers.
by rocketwriter October 21, 2011
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skin hungry

When you need someone to touch because its becoming irresistible not to. You haven't ever touched a specific person, or you haven't for a while.
Meredith: "Look at Valarie. She can't stop touching Ted's arm!"
Alissa: "Valarie is just skin hungry and wants someone to touch."
by radicallawley101 July 7, 2017
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Skin Cannon

When the male grabs with one or two hands underneath the nutsack and and on top of the shaft, like holding a cup. It makes the image of a civil war-era cannon.
The skin cannon is great way to relive the civil war era all over your girlfriends face.
by ColonelSandersBrother June 25, 2009
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Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011
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sziget skin

the shedding of a friend or a friend who is always dirty and never showers. He is disgusting and rude and an asshole.
Aiden is sziget skin, he sucks balls.
by Szigebitch April 12, 2017
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