off the dial 

Something so awesome, amazing and unbelievable that it is known as "off the dial!" When something is off the dial it rates beyond what the dial can measure. Sometimes shortened to OTD or even OTFD (off the f*ckin dial).
Must be said with exclamation marks!

Some people may respond with "Dude, you need to recalibrate"

That guy's off the dial!

You did WHAT? You're off the DIAL!

off the dial by CTOndracek December 4, 2010

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

Churn the Dookie Butter by MM85 July 15, 2014

let the door be the bell 

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

let the door be the bell by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

dale the drywaller 

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years

Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

dale the drywaller by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

Butter the Dogs 

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.

Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.

Butter the Dogs by Alimew November 26, 2022

have the day you deserve 

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

have the day you deserve by Kikzfreak June 1, 2023

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

Right side of the dirt by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011