stink-shark

n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst

As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.

by Thomas Ruzika June 3, 2004

shrinkwrap

This is used to refer to software that is bought off the shelf with little or no customization.

We were going to build our own inventory management software from scratch, but then John pointed out a shrinkwrap that would do everything we needed and more.

by Dewie December 20, 2004

Stink Tank

A combination of the infamous "Upper Decker" and "Dry Dock". First, shut the flow of water off to the toilet by turning the valve on located low on the wall facing the back or side of the toilet. Then flush the toilet ensuring all the water gets flushed out. Then, remove the lide and defacate inside the tank and re install the lid. If you have a particularly large bowel movement or a partner you can defacate in the bowl as well for a traditional dry dock. This creates a highly concentrated sometimes lethal dosage of stink when the tank lid is removed so the tank can be inspected. Also known as the "Dry Deck". This should only be used in when absolutely neccessary. Or when staying at a freinds house.

Jason nearly passed out when he went into his bathroom and discovered the stink tank I had left behind for him. Afterwards, he became irrationally angry.

by DeezerPleaser October 15, 2010

Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

Loose Lips Stink Ships

A promiscuous girl on a cruise ship.

Do you smell that seafood? Must be from the ocean. No, that's just that slutty broad who's been banging every guy on this boat. Yeah, loose lips stink ships.

by Leopold's Stotch February 22, 2013

two in the pink one in the stink

The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.

person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.

by bader April 11, 2006

Fish Stink

The smell Your semen gets when you eat to much of a certain food.

The scent of sex.

The smell of an un-clean vagina.

The smell of a Polluted lake.

" Dude, I smell Fish Stink, Did you just masturbate?"

"Dude... Sex hair... Fish Stink... you just got some huh..."

"Sharon Needs to clean her Shit man, It smells like fish up in there."

"Dude... I don't think we wanna swim here... I smell Fish stink.."

by Jimsonthegod October 12, 2008