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The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.
Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
My sister's boyfriend
ME: Hello
Sister's Stoner Boyfriend: *Smokes weed* wha....
Stoner by PrincessMadFyre February 7, 2020
A person who smokes mary jane for relaxation. They don't brag about it, nor do it every day. They also do not let mary take over their life. Often, you can't tell whether a average person is a stoner or not.
Oh, he's such a stoner!
stoner by Bob_the_builder April 17, 2006
A stoner is a delicacy believed to have been first prepared in take-away outlets in Glasgow, Scotland.
It consists of a donner kebab prepared using a cheese and tomato pizza instead of pitta/nan bread. It is folded in half, dipped in batter, and then deep fried.
"Come on kids, eat your stoner or you won't be getting that deep-fried mars bar "
Stoner by GSP2 March 8, 2008
One whose hobby is to throw stones.
The stoner killed two birds with one stone.
Stoner by Rickchick April 24, 2004
Name of a prolific inventor of military weaponry, Eugene Stoner. Most significantly, Stoner developed the AR-15 rifle while working at ArmaLite. ArmaLite, being an engineering and R&D facility, sold the design and manufacturing rights to Colt Firearms. Colt marketed the AR-15 to the U.S. military, which adopted it and reclassified it as the M-16 and its sub-variants. The Stoner-designed AR-15 platform has been the longest serving U.S. military rifle of all time and is a battle-proven design.
"Stoner: Slugs not Drugs."
Stoner by legbatom September 1, 2008