stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

Austin stone

He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard

Austin stone is awesome

by Kayla Kurtz March 22, 2021

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

Re-Stone

Smoke after an argument, or an accident, or anything that is a buzzkill

Damn Butch, getting pulled over by that cop was a real buzzkill, we need to get to your house and re-Stone

by Jeanne C November 24, 2010

Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

by anji.ewwww June 7, 2023

Brofinity Stone

An unbreakable bro bond stronger than anything and when combined, unstoppable.

Whenever I'm in a pinch, i always know my brofinity stone has my back.

by The Duke of Games August 7, 2019