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united states of canada

Where former Jesuslanders go when they realize that the government is supposed to take care of everybody by forcing money from those who have it and giving it to those who don't.

Contrast with Jesusland where people think that the church is supposed to take care of everybody by extracting money from anyone who will listen and building a bigger cathedral than the Jones' church down the street.
I moved to the United States of Canada after my preacher took my baby's milk money and bought an Xbox for his church's new million dollar youth building.
by hoglahoo March 16, 2008
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garden state

An absolutely amazing film that was written, directed, and starred in by Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Ian Holm, and Peter Saarsgard also starred. The movie is beautiful in every meaning of the word, and is extremely real and intimate. It is also funny and is shot perfectly.

The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.
Zach Braff is a genius.

"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!"
"Hey, you too!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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statement

someone wishing to stand out by voicing their own opinions. the fact i'm voicing my opinion on this is irrelevant. also attention whoring in the way they dress etc
hey, you hip emo crowd...stop being such a statement. 'cause your not...
people include : anyone with a livewhorenal account, or anyo9ne who is dumb enough to stand up for what they believe in.
by coolification December 6, 2004
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red state

A blue state where enough of the population has been disenfranchised by the New Jim Crow as to hand power to a tyrannical oligarchy known as the Republican Party.
Don't let your state become a red state. Say no to Republicans at all levels of government.
by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2021
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Southern Polytechnic State University

A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
by spsuanon July 27, 2009
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Statesville High School

Located in Statesville NC Otherwise known as GANGLAND when you step on the grounds of statesville high school one of two things will happen 1. you will be shot multiple times in the back 2. You wont get shot cause your gang is more powerful than the other peoples. There mascot is a greyhound their called that for a reason they always running, running from the cops. Which is the opposite of North Iredell High School where you are more likely to slip on someones dip spit
Statesville High School is sorta like nyc streets
by ep444 December 22, 2009
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Separation of Church and State Denier

A person (in most cases a supporter of the Religious Right) who intentionally ignores the 1st amendment to advanced a certain religious groups moral agenda over another. Ignore the fact the 1st amendment clearly states that the U.S. can not endorse religion.
Clearly some one who cherry-picks the Constitution without any respect for the constitution as a whole.
These type of people tend to support or smpythise with Social Authoritarian(a.k.a. Radical Social Conservatives)
People who can't fully be trust with the reigns of Government.
by Bob_the_Patriot January 25, 2008
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