Stanley

Stanley is a long neck chameleon that swears he could pull but has a small penis and is not very social Stanley usually is a bitch and doesn’t take girls or his niggas seriously but Stanley is a good guy

Hey Stanley

hi I’m just in my natural habitat in my forest

by FuckLMS February 13, 2019

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

Stanley

Stanleys is a term to refer to a large group of Eminem fans Aka Stans. Eminem has denounced Stanleys in the past but Stanleys continue to label him the greatest rapper alive when Eminem has to keep reminding them that rap music was invented before 1999. Stanleys usually act gangster, but would get shreaded to pieces if they actually stepped into a real ghetto.

The Stanleys post on internet message board telling everyone how Eminem is better than your favorite black rapper by explaining in full detail and providing examples and comparisons.

by boozec October 14, 2009

statey

A high school student who attends or behaves in a way which suggests that they have at some point in their education attended a state school.

Slutty girl walks past group of un-slutty girls with her g-string hanging out of her pants and seven liters of makeup plastered on her face.

Slutty girl, "yeeh howz it garrn? chu wanna see wat i got?"

Other girls..... "no, thank you... statey"

by Leahannezaki December 27, 2007

stale gummy bears

the only thing worst than war, natural disaster, and secrets you don't know about your mom

I had stale gummy bears last week it was worst then when I found out my mom was a lesbian

by the horizon phantom April 6, 2011

Stanley

Stanley is the most kindest, cutest, sweetest, lovable person ever. He will look after friends like they are family and he has an Amazing cuddle and the most elegant Kiss. He will make you kiss him over and over again because it is so good. You are one of the most luckiest people if you meet him. His hair is soft and sweet and no one can get over it. Staley is one of the best and he will spend time with friends and will choose someone to love for his life. He will not let you down. Be with Stanley!!!

Ummm who are you? Stanley: I'm Stanley. Person: I think I'm in love!

by TheBoyOfLove January 23, 2019

stoley

Stoley is a word used to describe if something is "cool."

One might say "Man that was stoley, I can't belive it. . .how did you even land that trick."

by Bobby Antioch February 14, 2007