bum spunk

its just the bestest okkkkkkkkkkkkkk thank you plz

mr ben wilcox is a gay boi like ben harris okkkkkkkkkk

by gandho April 14, 2005

spunk bucket

Australian slang from the '70s to the early '90s. A spunk is an attractive person, while a spunkbucket is an incredibly attractive individual.

Streuth Mike. Have you seen Bill's new missus? She's a total spunk bucket.

by Fapnapkin October 26, 2016

fun spunk

a term first used by Avid Merrion in his series "Bo Selecta", meaning to ejaculate

after i pulled out i fun spunked all over her face

by 623046 August 24, 2006

spuke

The act of ejaculation upon a bitch, then shortly after vomiting on her in your sleep so she is covered in sperm and vomit

Dude I spuked all over this bitch last night, then ditched before she woke up

by cobby hallen October 17, 2011

A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week

I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

spuckers

the two-syllable quick way to call someone a fucking spammer

I can't believe I keep getting these emails for Viagra. I hate spuckers.

by TurtleGirl December 12, 2008