old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.

Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.

by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 9, 2023

The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns

Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle

by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023

Snuffleupagus

Leaving. Not able to be seen, like Mr. Snuffleupagus

Yo boys, I'm snuffleupagus.

by puzzl June 7, 2005

Five knuckle shuffle

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

by Boy Roy June 20, 2008

Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008

shuffle

a large gathering of zombies

As the shuffle of zombies approached the unprotected cabin, the survivors inside sharpened their weapons.

by zomboidnumber7 October 18, 2011

tranny shuffle

when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is

note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.

when a tranny does a tranny shuffle i don’t know if i should laugh or throw up. probably both.

by cageyb March 8, 2022