Silver Spoon

Anyone who acts above you because of their education, job status or money situation.

Yeah I guess im a second class citizen because I dont agree with that silver spoon Froggy.

by K1ller Mosquito September 29, 2008

sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004

spoon

a device used to smoke weed

thats a phat spoon

by mch May 23, 2003

spoon job

(prison term)for reaming out a punks asshole before buttfucking.

see spooning

by like2watch August 1, 2003

would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

dirty spoon

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008

Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.

by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010