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Spam Chowder

A sexual act, when an uncircumcised man, not showering or cleaning the penis for a week, develops shmegma, then decides that it’s a good idea to get his dick sucked and cum in a woman’s mouth.

The woman then spits out the cum and Shmegma.
After, the man takes his meat stick (hence the spam) and mixes until chowder is made.
Bon’ apetit!
“ We we’re on the road, and Karen didn’t know what she wanted to eat, so i took her home and fed her some Spam Chowder.”
by SpamChowChow April 17, 2018
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spam-post

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.
Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."
by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017
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resume spamming

The act of emailing your resume to dozens of companies, regardless of your qualifications or if they are hiring. Employers tend to delete it immediately, just like you delete anonymous emails offering you free ipods and prescription pills.
me: "I was up all night resume spamming thirty companies."

him: "Why don't you apply at Taco Bell?"

me: "It hasn't been sixty days since I last applied there!"
by the-spammer October 16, 2011
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spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.
Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.
by Intercaust February 4, 2004
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body spam

ummm its probably stuff like toe jam.... gross.
by Jennifer April 24, 2005
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spam castanets

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.
Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!
by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005
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spam cakes

you better wake up you goddamn jew or i'll put spam cakes in your mouth!!!
by wang face April 15, 2003
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