sound spam

sound advertisements that load and play automatically ruining whatever you have going on your iPod already and possibly killing your eardrums if you have your headphones on and volume set to high.

Hey dude, you go to that site I sent you?

Ya man, what was with the sound spam? I loaded the page and some audio started playing automatically. Totally harshed my mellow.

by vlectronica December 31, 2009

Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

Spam Bullet

Ones length.

==============B

Put down the Spam Bullet darling, your tea is ready!

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.

Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

body spam

i have no idea but it sounds really gross.

ummm its probably stuff like toe jam.... gross.

by Jennifer April 24, 2005

spam castanets

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.

Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!

by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

spam cakes

cheesecake with jizz all over it

you better wake up you goddamn jew or i'll put spam cakes in your mouth!!!

by wang face April 15, 2003