I heard last year Guiliana gave Teddy a whipped sausage and she didn't even leave a drop of whip cream and she let him jizz all in her mouth.
by M-stoneman21 June 26, 2009
Get the Whipped Sausage mug.The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.
by meatlover1234 December 9, 2010
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by Iron Sausage August 17, 2007
Get the snausages mug.1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 4, 2009
Get the Sausage mug.Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.
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Get the Butt sausage mug.The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.
Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.
by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009
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