Gay sitting

It is casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner being more gay depending on context

"he looks like he's gay sitting."

by Naursine August 12, 2025

Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)

Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten

by Schmittey May 24, 2013

The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.

Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening

by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

Nanny-cam sitter

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Pon mi sitter

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.

You’re a pon mi sitter

by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024