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Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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Shred

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*Shreadder walked in*
Jack thirkill was scared
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