Shred the Lettuce.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
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