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louisiana shrimp whistle

Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
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dirty shrimp dinner 

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

popping shrimp 

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.
1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.
popping shrimp by Chewsie June 26, 2017

mythical shrimp worm 

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.
"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"

large shrimp 

A big ol Shrimp
large shrimp by bignibbagae May 13, 2018

beta shrimp 

opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
"That guy is such a snowflake - he's a real beta shrimp"
beta shrimp by EverestK2 April 10, 2018

Donald Shrimp 

A money whore.

Also can be referred to a very huge jackass in some situations.
(Person 1) Is that Donald Shrimp?
(Person 2) Fuck off mate, he is just a shrimp that has a money whore issue, ignore him.