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Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
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shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.
Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH
by M-to-tha-arko July 2, 2008
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Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.
Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.
by ShinKC January 30, 2022
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butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.
I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.
by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010
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Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”
by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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