sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

Sharf

Shitting while barfing, often induced by heavy alcohol and fried food consumption.

Do you remember that time Joe sharfed? Yeah, It was gross. There was puke all over his dick.

by gladrooster February 11, 2015

sharf

Taking a shit on the toilet while barfing between your legs.

After finishing a bottle of Goldschlager in 2 hours, Tito proceeded to sharf and then PTFO on the toilet.

by Gaiboi69 May 21, 2015

shelf up

Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.

Hey you wanna split a liter of Evan Williams? No man your a shelf up I worry about you sometimes.

by BFG42 July 28, 2015

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016

serfboard

When a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.

Jake: my slaves got out of control today, so I had to waterboard them. I hate my serfs
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

Sheffers

1. Something amazing , and indescribably outstanding- something that needs to be seen.

2. A term used by Aussies to describe Sheffield.

1) "it was absolutely sheffers!"

2) "yeah mate, I just went to Sheffers!"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016