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Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with
"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."
by Aoi Leann May 13, 2005
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saved

Term thrown about by death row inmates desperately seeking to have their sentences commuted.
I was a different man when I raped those 5 nuns, then killed them, and then raped them again. Now I'm saved by the Lord!
by CleverNickname September 23, 2004
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shave

to remove hair with a razor.

something ALL girls, and guys should do in the down area.
"well..that sucked.. but at least she shaved."
by eff_you July 6, 2005
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Shaven gay sex monkey

Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
Would you like to meet my shaven gay sex monkey? His name is Bob.
by BodyThief July 28, 2008
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shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.
We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.
by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005
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Shamed

the act of sharting and cumming at the same time.
oh no bro!.. i just shamed.
by ginger1121 September 5, 2010
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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.
Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.
by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011
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