Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

Seven Lakes High School

a high school located in katy texas, or more notably, a shithole. go here if you want people to ridicule your perfectly average grades and if you want pedophiliac teachers harassing you. this school sucks ass, dont listen to the niche ratings or the "wow, seven lakes is a top tier school!". do NOT come here, because everyone is fake as shit and narcissistic.

class of 2026

(sophomore)
~lia

boy: man im so glad i dont go to seven lakes high school.
girl: i know right? i think i'd kill myself if i went there.

by lia_09 November 12, 2023

Seven

9.5=2x3987= SEVEN

Seven is not a number that is not a number that is a womannnnnn.

by SpaceCatMatt January 2, 2024

seven crappy hours of our life

School.

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣

by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024

Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.

"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."

by JJisGae April 6, 2023

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 6, 2023

Sand Hill Seven

When you are stuck on Sand Hill for months on end, even the ugliest woman will look good.
A 3 or a 4 can start to look like a 7 or even an 8. The longer you are there, the worse it gets.

"Man, she was so hot, she was at least a seven."
"Ya, a Sand Hill Seven."

by Broken249 December 9, 2023