Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.

Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!

by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

semen truck

A huge penis, or a penis that contains alot of semen.

Holy shit! That's one hell of a semen truck.

by FarMistt April 4, 2022

semenate

to semanate is when you nut

i semenated on your head whilst you weren't looking

by greg diggens August 8, 2025

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 8, 2019

The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀

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Person 343: The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018