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Making sandwiches

I caught Mike and Susan making sandwiches in the car.
by tweetyta2girl March 27, 2009
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anal sandwich

Double penitration in the anus from front and back. Making the person in the middle the meat of an anal sandwich.
George took the front and Dick took the back, so Laura was caught in the middle of the republican parties anal sandwich. Then George wipped it out and gave Laura the old dirty sanchez. MMMM, smell the old.
by WS SM April 21, 2006
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Turkey Sandwich

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101
Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!
by urbanspan December 3, 2010
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fart sandwich

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.
I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.
by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006
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Fag sandwich

Andrew: me and the boys did a fag sandwich last night
Connor: faggots
by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017
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crack sandwich

a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.
I caught my stupid friend josh eating a crack sandwich, man he was wired after that.
by crackersandwich June 9, 2009
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Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.
by andrewtz August 17, 2010
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