A Sandy Osama

When two dudes are blowing each other, but the pain from thier beards causes chafing that ends both erections.

I heard Terrence and Joe were trying to get it on, but a sandy osama put a real damper on things!

by ZuccheroMorte July 10, 2018

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018

Dandy Sandy

To drown somebody with sand

You just got Dandy sandy

by Gruffy0_0 July 27, 2018

Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job

Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job

The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Sandi

1. A lying shitty lazy hoe that says they have finished watching Voltron when they have not, causing you to end your friendship with them.

2. An unstable human being that gets SHOOK easily.

3.Bad life partner

4. bad at listening always bites her finger

Sandi: I actually haven't finished the episode, I got too lazy

You: friendship ended.

You: *slaps the roof of Sandi* This lying shitty lazy hoe can fit so many SHOOK's inside them

by SHOOKSPEARED August 12, 2018

Sandy-mich

When the combination of her vaginal and body odors create a smell that is almost delectable, much like a teriyaki beef or tuna-dish sandwich, making her vagina a sandy-mich.

She hadn't showered yet, but I was so hungry I decided to try her sandy-mich

by TheDerpyScrub August 22, 2018