salsa sanchez

noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.

verb --

1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip

Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.

by chumknuckle May 20, 2009

hungry sanchez

When your football team is blowing the other team out and the game's outcome has already been determined, your star quarterback eats a hot dog on the sidelines and enjoys the rest of the game.

The Hungry Sanchez orginated when NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez calmly put mustard on a hot dog and ate it on the sidelines during the second half of a 38-0 blowout of the Oakland Raiders on October 25, 2009. The hungry sanchez is a humiliating act to the other team in much the same way as the dirty sanchez is humiliating.

by ErikTheRED_Eater October 29, 2009

Ninja Sanchez

THIS IS WHEN YOU JUST FINISHED TAKING A SHIT, BEFORE WIPING, YOU RUN YOUR INDEX FINGER BETWEEN YOUR ASS, SNEAK UP ON AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM FROM BEHIND (LIKE A NINJA) GRAB HIS/HER HEAD AND AND RUN YOUR SHIT STAIND FINGER UNDER THE NOSE IN A TYPICAL NINJA THROAT CUT MOTION.

FOR BEST RESULTS BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FINGER IN THE THROAT CUTTING MOTION WHISPER SOFTLY,"ninja sanchez"

by ManBearPig05 April 2, 2010

greasy sanchez

The Act of whiping your hand around your sweaty genital area and slaping someone in a sliding motion.

Brandon Gave a Greasy Sanchez to Ryan.

by TerrorFox June 26, 2004

sanchez

a very gay man

an example for sanchez is not needed

by ozzierule13 October 15, 2009

sachel

A FATTT SAck of weed aka marijuanna

i got my sachel in my back pocket...

by w33n January 2, 2009

Bloody Sanchez

Whilst banging a menstruating girl from behind, you knee her in the ass and stick your finger up her cunt and rub your finger on her upper lip, while yelling "you fucktard dirty mashed potato pussy fucker".

Both virgins on their wedding night, Ted and Jameka were consumating the marriage when Ted suddenly pulled a bloody sanchez.

by Bangin on Juices October 8, 2007