wet salmon

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.

"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."

by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008

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simon cowell

The only judge on American Idol that gives constructive critisism and an honest opinion. He's the entire reason for watching this show that was lame from the start. He wears tight black shirts (most of the time) and likes to tease Ryan Seacrest. That washed-up pop diva Paula Abdul is just one more punch on the arm away from getting Britishly bitchslapped by Mr. Cowell.

*No apologies to the American public are necessary.*

Simon Cowell: I hated it.

Paula: Oh, grow up! *punches Simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode*

Simon: THAT'S IT! *backhands Paula* Now you'll REALLY need those painkillers.

by mosnar June 11, 2006

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Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

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Simon

A sad lil bitch who wants to suck toes for money

Yo Simon suck my toe jam

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salmon helmet

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008

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