pork sword

my pork sword is small
by suck3 May 18, 2022
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Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020
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Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knees to stay sexually pure in the eyes of God (Kneephi).
by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021
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Death by swords

It is a sexual encounter where you get stabbed in the back as they also penetrate your anus with their penis
Becky ended up in the hospital due to preforming Death by swords.
by Planet_milfs May 13, 2022
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weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.
WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?
by B Cash October 18, 2019
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Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.
"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"
by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 12, 2023
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