Cock Sucking Bastard Fucker

A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.

John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!

by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies May 20, 2011

caddy shacking

The act of lining a golf ball up to your sexual partners vagina or anus, then smashing it in with a gold club, usually a 9-iron.

Hey bro, can I borrow your 9-iron, me and my girl are gonna try caddy shacking

by giggles mglongdong November 21, 2011

scissor sucking

When a man cums all over the scissors and sticks it GENTLY up the partners ass or vagina (make sure the there is something covering the scissors end). then the partner proceeds to suck on the scissors while jacking the male off WHILE the man fingers the woman. REPEAT UNTIL ORGASM IS REACHED!

Stev: Hey rachel wanna have som scissor sucking fun?

Rachel: What is that?

Stev: Oh you'll find out!

by I-LIKE-BANANAS September 19, 2009

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

shacking up

Lyric used by Canadian musician Kristofer Lee Scott to paint a beautiful image in his song Betting It All on his EP Who Am I To You?.

"So help me beat the oooooodds. When everybody else eems to be shacking up. I'm taking a chance..." -Kristofer Lee Scott

by TheNgster April 7, 2019

swucking

The act of having sexual intercourse in a body of water while also using your body to stay a float. This is a very difficult thing to do, so if you can manage to successfully swuck, you should be impressed with yourself and your partner.

Taylor and Jordan were swucking in the middle of the lake but had to stop because the water was too deep and it was starting to take more effort to stay above the water than to continue swucking.

by Taylor_Mac July 13, 2012

Shacking the Hammock

To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.

Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.

by SketchyTea May 24, 2012