shitemongoose

When some one is so shit faced stupid that they appear mongoose like.

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

shaterd

def:to be drunk

synonyms: ripped, intoxicated, wasted, drunk, shitfaced

antonyms: sober, faggot

Me and my buddies had 15 beers each so we were so fucking shaterd.

by Da Linds Miesta January 17, 2004

shiels

Family Goals, families strive to be as cool as the Shiels', they work hard but yet they play even harder

That family over there are doing a Shiels

by Heyjay August 8, 2015

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

shited

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.

"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."

by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006

bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004