Serioused

The past version of Serious

I was 100% serioused

by C00lorz October 22, 2011

seriously funny

The type of individual that knows that he/she is funny but denies and does not show any ounce of laughter or any sort of smile.

Corey walks up to Dolly and cracks a seriously funny joke, she laughs out loud but he does not even show a smile.

by Gongostyles May 20, 2016

are you serious

similar to 'r u sure'

jeff: lisa goosed warren last night
Hardy: are you serious

by Big John Stud April 11, 2005

serious emotional trauma

See goatse

Oh dear god the pain!

by SpinSpyder June 24, 2003

stergios

that one weird kid in the back of the classroom, dont bother talking to him

guy 1: bro there was this really weird kid when i walked into class today
guy 2: yeah that was probably a stergios dont bother talking to him

by ur mom lmaooo March 28, 2021

serios

internet abbreviation for the word serious, usually used in combination with "r u" or "u canot be"

OMG WTF I AM SO SERIOS whine whine

by Occupant Ilied Industries May 2, 2005

serious jockin

What a DJ does when he runs out of ideas and wants to appeal to the 'yoof' audience. He adopts a stupid name, usually misspelt because everyone knows that younglings don't spell things properly and plays the same old crap he usually plays, only with ludicrous 'puns'. A waste of time and licence payers money. Anyone adopting such a tactic to try and liven up their show should be forcibly retired.

The DJ last night was serious jockin'.

by BotanicalMetal August 10, 2019