Rule 76C

A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)

Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."

by Sophieisfuckinawesome:D October 8, 2011

oliver's rule

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.

Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.

by Josh Robinson August 4, 2007

solmes rule

Never get back together with a girl or guy that you've broken up with before. The Solmes Rule suggest you are only doing it out convenience, and that it will not work.

Solmes Rule applies everywhere: look at your circle of friends or at Hollywood

by Beeeeep June 22, 2008

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.

38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”

by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021

Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.

"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache

by desperryado October 3, 2005

Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti

Ja-Rule, a real wanksta

by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005